Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy Wut da. . . Jus' wut duz he tink he's doin'?
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy Hey eviebuddy!! We ah bein' 'sploited!! Sumbuddy's makin' money offa us widout askin'!!! WE AH BEIN' 'SPLOITED!!
Gallito Mescalito ¿Shriek?
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy Look at dis! LOOK AT DIS! Dat Padre Mickey is makin' bucks offa MY bootiful face!
Gallito Mescalito ¡Shriek!
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy Don' worry, pal; he's makin' heaps offa yoah freaky beak! Jus' look!
Gallito Mescalito ¡Shriieekk!
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy Dat's nuttin'. Looka dis!!
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy An DIS!!
Gallito Mescalito ¡¡Sshhrrriiiieeeekkkk!!
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy An he's sellin' LOTSA DEES!!
Gallito Mescalito ¡¡¡SSSSHHHHRRRRRRIIIIIII . . . shrieky-shriek. ¿Shriek?
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy Well, yeah, it IS nice, but you don' drink coffee anyhoo, so why wud you buy one? An' he's 'sploitin' you fer hims own gain.
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Good evening, gentlemen. Why all the racket?
Gallito Mescalito ¡Shriek!
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy Hey dere, Bank, Jus' look at dis!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank What an attractive shirt, with two Very Attractive Gentlemen portrayed upon it!
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy PUHLEEZE! Cantcha see youse bein 'sploited?
Gallito Mescalito ¡Shriek!
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy An' look at . . .
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy . . . DIS!!!!
Gallito Mescalito ¡Shriieekk!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Oh my! Look at that! "Red Mr. Peanut Bag." How very droll! Ha ha ha!
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy Por fa VOR! You ah jes' a tool!
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love Hi boys; what's shakin'?
Everyone Good Evening, Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love! How are YOU this fine evening?
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love I'm fine, fellas. Say, what are you all doing?Isn't the computer, and ESPECIALLY THE INTERNET off limits to us?
Red Mr. Peanut Bank That's true! We shouldn't even be here!
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy But. . but. . . but. . . WEAH BEIN' 'SPLOITED!! JUS LOOK AT DAT SHOIT!!
Miss Egyptian Hippo of LoveWell I think the shirt is LOVELY! I'm mean, it has my beautiful face and figure on it, making it a Piece of Art!!
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy Well, LOOK AT DIS!!
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love That is One Fabulous Coffee Mug!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank You're right, Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love! If I could move my arms and open my mouth and drink coffee and earned money, why, I'd be honored to own such a lovely coffee cup!
Gallito Mescalito ¡Shriek!
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy YOU PEEPOLE AH PAWNS!!! LOOK AT DIS!!!!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Oh My! It's Bunrab, may he rest in peace!
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy An' pricedta move lotsa moichandise!!!
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love The Crocagator? HA! No one in their right mind will buy that!
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy I'm witcha deah, sistah, but even dat
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy Look at dat! Eviebuddy but da Mooses and da Penguino and Lil' Jesus bein' 'sploited so da Padre 'n' da Lubly Mona and dat dang dog can go away! It's jus' not right!
Gallito Mescalito er. . . shurriiieee. . .
Padre Mickey, off camera except for his hand HA! AND WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?
Gallito Mescalito . . . EEEEIIIIKKKKKK!!!!!!
Everyone else YIKES!!!
Padre Mickey, off camera except for his hand You all know that you're not supposed to use the computer, and you've all been prohibited from the Internet ever since Diablito Sucio was caught downloading doggy-toy porn!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Sir, I apologise and take responsibility. I should have run everyone off when I found them here.
Gallito Mescalito ¡Shriek!
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love The Cat led us astray!
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy You ah 'sploitin' us!! You ah makin' money offa ah faces and we won' git nuffin' foah it! YOU AH 'SPLOITIN' US!!!
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love It would have been nice to know that you were using our photos, but I must say that all the merchandise carrying my visage is in good taste!
Gallito Mescalito ¡Shrieky-shrieky-shriek-shriek! ¿Shriek? ¡Shriek!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank I am honored to be on t-shirts and that tote bag, sir. I just want to do what ever I can to help the cause!
Padre Mickey, off camera, excluding his hand Well, I apologize. It was wrong of me to go ahead without informing you guys. But I'm hoping to take you with us on our Sabbatical. I think you'd all be a big hit when the East Coast Bloggers get together!
Everybody WE GET TO GO, TOO?
Padre Mickey, off camera, including his hand If you're good!
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy I still tink weah bein' 'sploited an I tink we shud walk! Da woikers hold da meansa produkshun, ya know! We need ta keep da Padre in line!
Padre Mickey, off camera except for his hand I'm warning you! If you go on strike I'll just do what I did last time, AND YOU'LL SPEND THE SABBATICAL SITTING ON THE BOOKSHELF HERE IN PANAMA!!!
Gargoyle Hey! Keep it down! And why aren't there any t-shirts with me on them? AND WHY WON'T YOU JUST LEAVE ME ALONE???
Everybody else NO ONE'S TALKIN' TO YOU! WE'RE LEAVING YOU ALONE, LIKE YOU WANTED!!
Gargoyle Well, you don't have to be so mean! So are you all going on strike, or what?
Gallito Mescalito ¡Shriek!
Friday Red Mr. Peanut Bank and Gallito Mescalito Blogging is going on hiatus.
Please join us next week for Padre Mickey's Love Shines Upon All Who Support The Dance Party And Its Struggles Against The Money-Grubbing Revisionists And Their Campaign Against The Creative Funding Of The Sabbatical Of Love
3 comments:
I think it's time to toss the gang a tiny royalty....
I can´t quite figure the whole moda hit and run thing out...I´ll try again later when I´m less old.
This leaves me so conflicted. Part of me is shouting ¡Huelga! ¡Huelga! ¡Huelga! The other part wants to be sure PM, the LM, SCW, and the WHOLE gang get to travel. And all of me is afraid this will stir an uprising in Desert Farne. I may have to password protect the internet.
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