¡El Toro! Knock knock
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Who's there?
¡El Toro! Dwayne
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Dwayne who?
¡El Toro! Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwowning! HAHAHAHAHAHA
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Sheesh, that was terrible!
¡El Toro! Okay okay okay, Knock Knock!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Who's there?
¡El Toro! Cow-go
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Cow-go Who?
¡El Toro! No, Cow go MOO!!!
Squeaky Gorilla Knock knock skeek
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Who's there?
Squeaky Gorilla Gorilla. skeek
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Gorilla Who?
Squeaky Gorilla Gorilla me a hamburger, I'm hungry. skeek
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Gawd! You're as bad as the Bull! Hey, what's that noise?
Squeaky Gorilla What noise? skeek I don't hear anything! skeek Knock knock skeek
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Who's there?
Squeaky Gorilla Woo. skeek
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Woo, who?
Squeaky Gorilla Don't get so excited, it's just a joke. skeek Pretty funny, huh? skeek
Red Mr. Peanut Bank No. What IS that noise?
Gallito Mescalito Shriek shriek
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Oh no! Who's there?
Gallito Mescalito ¡Shriek!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Shriek who?
Gallito Mescalito Shrieky-shrieky-shriek-shriek. ¡¡SSHHRRRIIEEEEEKKK!!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank ¡PORfaVOR!
Miss Egyptian Hippo Of Love Knock Knock!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Who's there?
Miss Egyptian Hippo Of Love Adolf
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Adolf who?
Miss Egyptian Hippo Of Love Adolph ball hit me in de mowf. Dat's why I dawk dis way
Red Mr. Peanut Bank I can't believe this; you're as bad as the rest of them!
Miss Egyptian Hippo Of Love Okay. How about this? Knock knock
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Who's there?
Miss Egyptian Hippo Of Love Vera
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Vera who?
Miss Egyptian Hippo Of Love Vera few people think these jokes are funny!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Yeah, and I'm one of them!! How about this? What do you call an insincere hippo?
Miss Egyptian Hippo Of Love I don't know, what?
Red Mr. Peanut Bank A hippocrite
¡El Penguino! How can you get a hippo to do whatever you want?
Miss Egyptian Hippo Of Love I don't know, how?
¡El Penguino! Try hipponotism. HAHAHAHAHA! Okay, What do you call two hippos riding a bicycle?
Miss Egyptian Hippo Of Love I don't know, what?
¡El Penguino! Optimistic.
Mighty Moose Of Vermont How do you vaccinate a hippo?Miss Egyptian Hippo Of Love I don't know, how?
Mighty Moose Of Vermont With a hippodermic needle. Heh! What do you give a seasick hippo?
Miss Egyptian Hippo Of Love I give up. What?
Mighty Moose Of Vermont Lots of room.
Bunrab, the Filthiest Toy in the House What do you call a hippo who thinks she's sick?Miss Egyptian Hippo Of Love Sigh. What?
Bunrab, the Filthiest Toy in the House snerk snerk A HIPPOCHONDRIAC!!! snerk snerk.
Miss Egyptian Hippo Of Love Sheesh!
Bunrab, the Filthiest Toy in the House snerk snerk Okay okay. What do hippos make when they form a band?
Miss Egyptian Hippo Of Love I don't know, what?
Bunrab, the Filthiest Toy in the House snort SnorT SNORT HIPPOPOTAMUSIC!!!!! snort hic snort hic snort Okay okay okay, I'm gonna close this up.
Miss Egyptian Hippo Of Love I think you'd better!
Bunrab, the Filthiest Toy in the House What's more difficult than getting a hippo into the back seat of your car?
Miss Egyptian Hippo Of Love I give up. What?
Bunrab, the Filthiest Toy in the House hehehehehe snerk snort snerk Getting TWO hippos into the back seat of your car BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Miss Egyptian Hippo Of Love Yoohoo, Chompita! Chompitaa!! HEY! CHOMPY!! I KNOW WHERE BUNRAB IS!!!
Bunrab, the Filthiest Toy in the House You wouldn't!!!
Señorita Chompita Wiggletail, off camera Grrrrrrrr!!!
Miss Egyptian Hippo Of Love Too late now, pal! See you next week, everybody!!!
14 comments:
I can't believe I read the whole thing.
Love you Padre Micky.
Lindy
Right back atcha, Lindy!
Better than what I could come up with... the voiceless wonder of Vermont.
snort hic snort hic snort ... Miss Maya Pavlova is looking at me funny because I have been snorting and laughing at the computer for the last minute...
I love bad jokes!
Keep the day jobs, gang!
But I gotta admit, it's fun watchin' youse guys have fun. Abrazos desde el desierto.
I wanna defend Bunnyrab, the flithiest toy in the house; his jokes weren't any worse than the rest.
Nice job, everyone.
What Johnieb says...
And hippochondriac?
Oh dear.
The reassuring thing, for those of us who have a soft spot for Bunrab, is that Chompita has not yet figured out where in his anatomy his brain is located. Despite having had the stuffings taken out of him again and again, he keeps on chugging along and (as JohnieB notes) his jokes aren't any worse than the rest. Go, Bunrab! Applause to all!
I think we may have the beginnings of a Bunrab fan club. He seems to have the perseverance and equanimity of a modern Polycarp.
Gallito Mescalito Shrieky-shrieky-shriek-shriek. ¡¡SSHHRRRIIEEEEEKKK!!
My question for the weekend is: dah-dah, WHY DO I LOVE THIS STUFF?
Juan Carlos (is looking over my shoulder)
Goll-ee; got a fair bit of exercise reading this and having to tromp to the living room to relay these to the spousal unit
:-)
A few will be related to S.U's brother, as good grandpa to grandkid material.
Cheers from Boston - Joan
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Your old lady.
Your old lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel.
Posted anonymously to avoid embarrassing self in public.
Try this out on your friends:
(casually) So have you seen that new movie, "Morons say 'No'?"
tee hee...
And the Irish knock-knock joke:
"ok-you start"
"OK: Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"uh, uh, hmmm...oh."
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