Red Mr. Peanut Bank Hello, Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love! How are you this beautiful Friday evening?
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love Oh, hi, Red Mr. Peanut Bank. Well, I'm in a bit of a funk!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank For heaven's sake. Why?
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love Well, I've been mad all week about last week's Red Mr. Peanut Bank and Gallito Mescalito Blogging. There were way too many hippo jokes!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Well, we weren't laughing AT you, but WITH you! There were several knock-knock jokes, too.
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love Yeah, right. ¡PORfaVOR!
Gallito Mescalito ¡Shriek! ¿Shrieky-shriek?
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Hello, Gallito Mescalito! Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love was telling me that she didn't appreciate last week's jokes.
Gallito Mescalito ¿Shriek? Shriek-shriek-shrieky-shriek.
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love Yeah? Well, they weren't telling rooster jokes!
Gallito Mescalito ¡Shriieeeekkkk!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank He's right, you know. Most jokes about roosters are filthy!
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love Well, I can't argue with that.
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy Oooo! Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love! How ah you dis beaootiful evenin'?
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love Oh, it's the cat! Hey, what is the name of the unauthorized autobiography of the cat?
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy Uh, I don' know. What?
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love Hiss and Tell! What does a cat do when it gets mad?
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy What the. . .?
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love IT HAS A HISSY FIT!
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy Wot da heck is dis alla 'bout?
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love What happened when the cat went to the flea circus? He stole the whole show!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank She's angry because last week people told hippo jokes.
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy I wasn't even heah las' week!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank I know. She's just lashing out.
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love What do you get when you cross an elephant with a cat? A big furry creature that purrs while it sits on your lap and squashes you!
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy Dat does it. I'm outta heah!!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank I think I'll go with you.
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love What do you call a cat that has swallowed a duck? A DUCK FILLED FATTY PUSS!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy Sheesh!
Mighty Moose of Vermont Good evening, Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love!
¡El Penguino! ¡Buenas noches, señorita!
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love Well, if it isn't the moose and penguin! Hey moose, What do you call a sleeping male moose?
Mighty Moose of Vermont A sleeping moose?
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love A bull-dozer!
¡El Penguino! ¡Ja!
Mighty Moose of Vermont That was dumb.
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love Oh yeah? Well, who makes up Alaskan nursery rhymes?
Mighty Moose of Vermont I don't know; I'm from Vermont.
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love Mother Moose! Hey! Who is the "Father of the North Country"?
¡El Penguino! ¡PORfaVOR!
Mighty Moose of Vermont I don't know and I don't care!
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love George Moosington!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
¡El Penguino! Hey, where ya goin', moose?
Mighty Moose of Vermont I don't need this!
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love Why do moose have such big antlers?
For better radio reception. THEY'RE MOOSIC LOVERS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Mighty Moose of Vermont Bye!!!
¡El Penguino! Well, that was totally unnecessary! Why'd ya do that?
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love Ooo, the penguin is still here. You must be soooo brave! Hey, penguin, What´s black and white and goes round and around?
¡El Penguino! Er, no se. What?
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love A Penguin in a revolving door! Why don´t you see Penguins in Britain?
¡El Penguino! ¡PORfaVOR!
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love Because they´re afraid of Wales! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
¡El Penguino! Okay, What do you call an insincere hippo?
A hippocrite.
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love Heard it last week. And it's not funny!
¡El Penguino! Well, then. I'm outta here!
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love Good riddance! See, these two penguins walked into a bar, which was really stupid,
cause the second one should have seen it. HAHAHAHAHA!
¡El Penguino! ¡Ciao!
Bunrab, the Filthiest Toy in the House Oh, hello, Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love! How are you tonight?
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love YOU!!! Hey, how is a rabbit like a Q-tip?
Bunrab, the Filthiest Toy in the House I don't know. How?
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love They both have cotton tails.
Bunrab, the Filthiest Toy in the House Heh heh. Cute. Say, how do hippos commute?
In a hippopotabus.
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love Why is a leaky faucet like a cowardly bunny? Because it runs.
Bunrab, the Filthiest Toy in the House What did the hippo get when he started exercising every day?
Hippopotamuscles.
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love How is a rabbit like a cornstalk?
They both have big ears.
Bunrab, the Filthiest Toy in the House What do hippos put on their hot dogs?
Hippopotamustard.
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare line.
Bunrab, the Filthiest Toy in the House What jungle animal can you put in a trance?
A hypnopotamus.
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love Why is a rabbit like a cent? Because it has a head on one end and a tail on the other.
Bunrab, the Filthiest Toy in the House What do you call an insincere hippo?
A hippocrite. (Yeah, I know, but there's a limited amount of hippo jokes; there's bound to be some repetition)
FOUR HOURS LATER
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Good grief! Are they still at it?
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy Yeah. De may still be at it next week!
¡El Penguino! ¡PORfaVOR!
Mighty Moose of Vermont How sad!
Bunrab, the Filthiest Toy in the House What did the hippo get when he stopped shaving? A hippopotamustache.
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love What did the rabbit say to the carrot? Its been nice gnawing you.
Bunrab, the Filthiest Toy in the House Where should you bury a dead hippo? In a hippocrypt.
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love What is the difference between a crazy rabbit and a counterfeit cent? One is a mad bunny and the other is bad money.
Gallito Mescalito ¡¡¡SSSHHHRRRRIIIIIIEEEEEEEKKK!!!
7 comments:
Padre, have you been storing up these jokes since the day you were ordained?!
I loves me some Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love. You go, girl. Do that Hippo roar.
It is high time that Episcopalians use the second greatest gift God gavbe us -- their intellect in order to exercise thier greatest gift -- free will and start choosing life and Christ over death and destruction.
Anonymous | 02.29.08 - 9:28 pm | #
TAKE THAT!
I just breezed in from Padre Jakensteins and "anonymous",the elder, is hotter that a firecracker on the cuatro de Julio...and what do I find here?
My least favorita cameo performer from ALL Hippneria is The Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love(?)!
Other Hipperians of her type were once located on Haight Street but many went into radical modes of quick-change artistry and rehabilitation (both voluntary and not) in the Silver Lake district and emerged decades later disguised as Hippos of Love.
But, they can't fool me (and probably not anonymous either or kid and kidders neither)...as you can plainly see, underneath all the lovey dovey Miss "love hippo" stuff (bet she's been married more than Henry VIII) is a cold and manipulative burnt out Hippierian sour puss that never fully bounced back...this "lady" is loaded with resentments (and during Lent) and bitter and brutal as you can see and a sore sport.
I can tell you is that I'm pleased to see that Bunrab has obviously chosen a happy life over death and destruction and offers us some standard of excellence in tonights episode.
That was "quite" enough as this juncture.
Sylvia "Laurel" Pratt-Hearst Dominguez Valdez
Advocate for Decency
Oh my... this one got me:
What do you call a male sleeping moose?
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love A bull-dozer!
Eeeep!
Was this induced by Abuelo?
Wait for it. As soon as Lent is over the rooster jokes will begin.
¡Jesús, María, y José!
¡¡¡SSSHHHRRRRIIIIIIEEEEEEEKKK!!!
Poor Miss Hippo of Love! She has been hearing Hippo Jokes all her life and finally she has had enough! We must pray for her and all other subjects of hurtful jokes.
Where do you find these jokes? If they're all of your own creation,you might be in the wrong line of business. Thanks for the rabbit jokes, by the way.
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