Friday, August 22, 2008

Friday Red Mr. Peanut Bank and Gallito Mescalito Blogging

All music The Girl From Ipanema

Hums to himself Hm, hm-hm, hum hm hm-hm-hm, hum hm, hhm-hm, hum hm hm-hm-hm. . .

Red Mr. Peanut Bank Hello Gallito Mescalito! How are you today?
Gallito Mescalito ¡Shriek! ¿Shrieky-shriek?
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Well, that's how it is this time of year. Of course, that hurricane up north probably adds to the amount of rain.
Gallito Mescalito Shriekity shrieky shriek-shriek. ¡Shriek!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank I don't know; I haven't seen him since we all welcomed him last Friday. I did hear Chompita chewing on him during the week.
Gallito Mescalito ¡Shriek!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Yes, it IS quite a noise!
Gallito Mescalito¡¡Sshhrrrriiiieeekk!!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Very well, then. I'll see you later.

Hums to himself Tall and tanned and young and lovely, the bank from Ipanema goes walking, and when he passes. . .

¡El Penguino! and the Mighty Moose of Vermont Hello, Red Mr. Peanut Bank!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank. . . each toy he passes goes Aaah! Well, hello Mighty Moose of Vermont and ¡El Penguino! How are you two today?
Mighty Moose of Vermont Very well, thank you! The penguin has a question.
¡El Penguino! Yeah. Have you seen the Crocagator lately?
Red Mr. Peanut Bank No, I haven't. Gallito Mescalito was just asking about him.
Mighty Moose of Vermont I've heard a lot of squeaking, more than one hears when the Gorilla is around!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Yes, that's Chompita chewing on the Crocagator.
¡El Penguino! Well, be careful, 'cuz he likesta sneak up on folks! Well, we gotta go!
Mighty Moose of Vermont Yes, we have things to do and people to see!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Very well, gentlemen. ¡Hasta luego!

Hums to himself When he moves it's like a samba, that swings so cool and sways so gently, that when he passes each toy he passes. . .

Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love Hello, Red Mr. Peanut Bank!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank . . .goes Aaah! Oh! Hello, Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love! You surprised me!
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love Yes, hmmm. Interesting version of that song you're humming.
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Oh, that! Well, just keeping myself amused.
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love I see. . . So, have you seen the Crocagator about?
Red Mr. Peanut Bank My goodness, he certainly is popular. You're the fourth character to ask after him. No, I haven't seen him since Friday, although I've heard his squeaks as Chompita chews on him.

Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love Isn't it interesting how she's able to alter the pitch of the squeak? Quite a sound and quite a talent! Well, be careful, as he likes to sneak up on folks. I'm off to my voice lessons.
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Well, have a wonderful lesson. Perhaps you can present a number next week!

Hums to himself Ah, Por que estou tão sozinho,

Hums to himself Ah, Por que tudo é tão triste

Hums to himself Ah, A beleza que existe

Hums to himselfA beleza que não é só minha, Que também passa. . .
Crocagator Heh. Heh. Heh.

Crocagator Waddaya mean? I jus' comed to say "Heh!"
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Well, you really need to work on your social skills. You scared me to death!

Crocagator Heh. Heh. Heh. I'm sorry. I din't mean ta scare ya. I only wanna heah yer song. Plus, I'm avoidin' da dawg.
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Well, I'm too shook up to sing right now. I think I will be on my way. Good day!
Crocagator Heh. Heh. Heh. Maybe you should sing "You Shook Me, Baby!" Heh. Heh. Heh. See ya later, sez da Crocagator!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Hmmph!

Hums to himself Squat and green and wearin' sunglasses, the Crocagator sneaks up on peoples

Hums to himself An' when he sneaks up

Hums to himself He grins, but they doesn't see...

Hums to himself No they doesn't see...



Anonymous said...

The suspense was breathtaking...I would have put money on a Chompita/Red Peanut Bank attack...I'm so slow sometimes, but I'm thrilled that Gallito Mescalito turned that sneaky gator upside down...what a horrid new player you've found...I still warn you..the revenge of the squeaky gator will be profound...I think like 'em...beware.

++Justice Lord Nastytoes (somewhere in Africa but I ain't tell'n tell the Cathedral is secure and we bury the holy relics)

Wormwood's Doxy said...

Bravo! I was on the edge of my seat!

And I love that song...

it's margaret said...

I like the Crocagator. Poor thing has been sqeeked all week, doing his job, has Friday off, and get's scared backasswards by a stoned cock.

poor thing.

Matty Boy said...

It's the old switcheroo! Comedy gold in any language, even SHRIEK!

I kind of like how Miss Egyptian Hippo looks walking away. Should I be in therapy now, or can I wait a few weeks?

Kirkepiscatoid said...

That's what he gets for sneakin' up on people! Oh, and Mickey, you have got the photography on the sneaking up part PERFECT! Totally art film!

Paul said...

Lovin' it. Loving IT!

Way to go, Squeakster. I think I saw one of your relatives last week but my memory is so fuzzy all I know is that I saw someone who reminded me of you in all your mescalito magnificence.

Saint Pat said...

Oh, Gallito Mescalito, what impressive guerilla tactics.

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