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Thursday, January 31, 2008
Political Commentary
One of the many wonderful things about living in Panamá is that I don't have to see or hear the friggin' State of the Union Address. A few days later I gird up my loins and read the transcipt. So, I'll let these folks do the heavy lifting as far as my commentary is concerned.
I'm Padre Mickey, and I approve this message!!
YIKES! We all know what the third lie is!
I'm Padre Mickey, and I approve this message!!
YIKES! We all know what the third lie is!
Where That Face Comes From
In a discussion in the Comments of the post below this one, Tara Mobely, mother of the World's Most Beautiful Granchile™ said:
You point a camera at her and she makes that face. I don't know where she gets that from. . .
Señor David Austin Allen, Our Favorite Guy In All Of México, said: Looks to be that she is anticipating the blinding flash and seems to not like it, so she closes her eyes.
However, I believe that the ancient daguerreotype presented here shows us all "where she gets that from." As you can see, Granpa and Unca Jibby are both making That Face when the camera was pointed at them all those oh, so many years ago.
You point a camera at her and she makes that face. I don't know where she gets that from. . .
Señor David Austin Allen, Our Favorite Guy In All Of México, said: Looks to be that she is anticipating the blinding flash and seems to not like it, so she closes her eyes.
However, I believe that the ancient daguerreotype presented here shows us all "where she gets that from." As you can see, Granpa and Unca Jibby are both making That Face when the camera was pointed at them all those oh, so many years ago.
The Morton Salt Girl. . .
. . . Meets The Cat With The Laser Eyes!
Look! She's getting that insincere smile down really well!
Look! She's getting that insincere smile down really well!
Wednesday, January 30, 2008
Congratulations!
The 30,000th visitor to Padre Mickey's Dance Party arrived at 7:22 p.m. this evening, from Union City, California, a city in the East Bay!!
Yay for the East Bay!! The Lovely Mona and our beautiful children lived in Alameda county when we last lived in the U.S.A., and our daughter Tara and her husband Chris, and the World's Most Beautiful Granchile™ live in the East Bay.
So, it is only fitting that our 30,000th visitor is from our neck of the woods.
Tuesday, January 29, 2008
Monday, January 28, 2008
Monday The World's Most Beautiful Granchild™ Blogging
As my sister Melanie, my buddy Matty Boy, myself, and others can attest, SOME TIMES YOU JUST GOTTA PLAY DAT PIANO!!
Saturday, January 26, 2008
Much Better Now, Thank You!
Well, I took EVERYONE'S advice: I had beer, rum, Jamesons, cranberry juice, and lotsa lotsa wattah, and I guess it busticated dat stone into microscopic pieces, as da pain be gone. Now the only pain I have is existential. I still have a slight pain just above my hip, but I think it's muscular.So, thanks for your prayers and condolences and good advice on liquids.
However, I think I'll take it easy tomorrow.
Yuck! Chompy just brought me the super-slim Bunrab, still the Filthiest Toy in the House.
Sheesh!
No, it wasn't the rum or lack of same, and it wasn't the pain. Chompy went on a tear on Thursday night and I took the photos and decided to make a story around it. Didn't mean to traumatize so many people!
Stay tuned for next week's adventure: Chompy and Bunrab's Happy Rainbow and Gumdrop Time Singalong!
Stay tuned for next week's adventure: Chompy and Bunrab's Happy Rainbow and Gumdrop Time Singalong!
Friday, January 25, 2008
Tonight, on a Very Special Friday Red Mr. Peanut Bank and Gallito Mescalito Blogging
WARNING!!! ¡¡ALERTA!! Tonight's episode may be troubling for some. If you are squeamish about doggy toy violence, tonight's episode is not for you. Also, we apologise for the size of the photos. I made a mistake, but I'm not going to re-load all these photos. Click on them to see a larger, really great version.
¡¡Shrriieekk!!
¡¡SSSHHHRRRIIIIIEEEEEEKKKK!!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Gallito Mescalito! What's wrong?
Gallito Mescalito ¡¡ShriekShriekShriekShriekShriek!!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Oh my God! Bunrab, the Filthiest Toy in the House is... DEAD!
Mighty Moose of Vermont We better call the cops! I hope they send the forensics group.
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Who on earth could have done such a thing?
Music: Who Are You? by The Who Friday Red Mr. Peanut Bank and Gallito Mescalito Blogging is Shot Entirely in the Parque Lefevre Neighborhood of Panama City, República de Panamá
CSI: Parque Lefevre is brought to you by Ron Abuelo, Panama's Finest Rum. Isn't it time for a visit from the Grandfather?
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Oh, thank God you're here! A terrible crime has taken place.
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy Who found da duhseest?
Mighty Moose of Vermont Gallito Mescalito found Bunrab.
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy Dat right, boid?
Gallito Mescalito ¡Shriek!
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love We see this kind of thing a lot. Do you have any idea what happened? Have you seen anything suspicious?
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Not really. Bunrab had been a bit quiet ever since Christmas, but that's normal.
Gallito Mescalito ¡Shriek!
Mighty Moose of Vermont Gallito's right, Red Mr. Peanut Bank. You should tell them about that.
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Okay. Señorita Chompita Wiggletail, the dog if the house, has shown a renewed interest in Bunrab lately. She tends to go through phases in which she plays with the Squeaky Ball all the time and then another toy and then Bunrab.
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love We'll have our team come check things out. You will all have to stay out of the way while we're at work.
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Well, I'll have to break the news to the others. This is a shame. Bunrab was loved by all.
Gallito Mescalito ¡Shriek!
music: Dan dan dan daaaaannnnn!
El Penguino This rabbit has absolutely no stuffing left. It is awfully thin for a soft toy!
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love Yes, it appears to have been disemboweled.
music: guhjunk-guhjunk. guhjunk-guhjunk
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy I sees some teef-mahks heah.
music: guhjunk-guhjunk. guhjunk-guhjunk
¡El Toro! ¡Ai! Es un cavidad grande!
Squeaky Gorilla There's a hole in his head, too. skeek
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy All the stuffin's been toin out of dis guy.
music: guhjunk-guhjunk. guhjunk-guhjunk
Squeaky Gorilla It appears that the stuffing from the torso was removed a while back skeek
¡El Toro! ¡Qué lastima!
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy Ah you sayin dat da stuffin' frum da towso comed out long ago and da stuffin' frum his haid is newly removed?
Squeaky Gorilla That's what the evidence points to. skeek
music: guhjunk-guhjunk. guhjunk-guhjunk
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy What's dat noise?
Squeaky Gorilla What noise? skeek I don't hear anything skeek
¡El Toro! ¡Chuletas!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Well, have you figured out what happened?
Gallito Mescalito ¿Shriek?
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love Yes, and I'm afraid it's not a very pretty story.
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy It seems dat da dog got a little carried away las' time she played wit yer friend da wabbit.
She'd tear him up
then scratch
She'd tear him up
then scratch
Tear him up
then scratch
Red Mr. Peanut Bank He never knew what hit him!
Gallito Mescalito ¡Shriek!
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy Actually, I tinks he did.
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love Our forensics shows that the stuffing from Bunrab's torso was removed a while ago. This stuffing from his head was removed and that's what killed him.
Gallito Mescalito ¿Shriek?
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Yes, do you know who did it?
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love Yes, it was Señorita Chompita Wiggletail.
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy But deres nuffin' we can do. She's a dog an' mosta us is doggy toys.
Angels Come on, Bunrab, time-a go. Time-a go
Angels We goin' doggy toy heaven. Doggy toy heaven!
¡¡Shrriieekk!!
¡¡SSSHHHRRRIIIIIEEEEEEKKKK!!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Gallito Mescalito! What's wrong?Gallito Mescalito ¡¡ShriekShriekShriekShriekShriek!!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Oh my God! Bunrab, the Filthiest Toy in the House is... DEAD!
Mighty Moose of Vermont We better call the cops! I hope they send the forensics group.
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Who on earth could have done such a thing?
Music: Who Are You? by The Who Friday Red Mr. Peanut Bank and Gallito Mescalito Blogging is Shot Entirely in the Parque Lefevre Neighborhood of Panama City, República de Panamá
CSI: Parque Lefevre is brought to you by Ron Abuelo, Panama's Finest Rum. Isn't it time for a visit from the Grandfather?
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Oh, thank God you're here! A terrible crime has taken place.Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy Who found da duhseest?
Mighty Moose of Vermont Gallito Mescalito found Bunrab.
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy Dat right, boid?
Gallito Mescalito ¡Shriek!
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love We see this kind of thing a lot. Do you have any idea what happened? Have you seen anything suspicious?
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Not really. Bunrab had been a bit quiet ever since Christmas, but that's normal.
Gallito Mescalito ¡Shriek!
Mighty Moose of Vermont Gallito's right, Red Mr. Peanut Bank. You should tell them about that.
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Okay. Señorita Chompita Wiggletail, the dog if the house, has shown a renewed interest in Bunrab lately. She tends to go through phases in which she plays with the Squeaky Ball all the time and then another toy and then Bunrab.
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love We'll have our team come check things out. You will all have to stay out of the way while we're at work.Red Mr. Peanut Bank Well, I'll have to break the news to the others. This is a shame. Bunrab was loved by all.
Gallito Mescalito ¡Shriek!
music: Dan dan dan daaaaannnnn!
El Penguino This rabbit has absolutely no stuffing left. It is awfully thin for a soft toy!Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love Yes, it appears to have been disemboweled.
music: guhjunk-guhjunk. guhjunk-guhjunk
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy I sees some teef-mahks heah. 
music: guhjunk-guhjunk. guhjunk-guhjunk
¡El Toro! ¡Ai! Es un cavidad grande!Squeaky Gorilla There's a hole in his head, too. skeek
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy All the stuffin's been toin out of dis guy.
music: guhjunk-guhjunk. guhjunk-guhjunk
Squeaky Gorilla It appears that the stuffing from the torso was removed a while back skeek¡El Toro! ¡Qué lastima!
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy Ah you sayin dat da stuffin' frum da towso comed out long ago and da stuffin' frum his haid is newly removed?
Squeaky Gorilla That's what the evidence points to. skeek
music: guhjunk-guhjunk. guhjunk-guhjunk
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy What's dat noise?Squeaky Gorilla What noise? skeek I don't hear anything skeek
¡El Toro! ¡Chuletas!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Well, have you figured out what happened?Gallito Mescalito ¿Shriek?
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love Yes, and I'm afraid it's not a very pretty story.
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy It seems dat da dog got a little carried away las' time she played wit yer friend da wabbit.
She'd tear him up
then scratch
She'd tear him up
then scratch
Tear him up
then scratch
Red Mr. Peanut Bank He never knew what hit him!Gallito Mescalito ¡Shriek!
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy Actually, I tinks he did.Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love Our forensics shows that the stuffing from Bunrab's torso was removed a while ago. This stuffing from his head was removed and that's what killed him.
Gallito Mescalito ¿Shriek?Red Mr. Peanut Bank Yes, do you know who did it?
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love Yes, it was Señorita Chompita Wiggletail.Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy But deres nuffin' we can do. She's a dog an' mosta us is doggy toys.
Angels Come on, Bunrab, time-a go. Time-a go
Angels We goin' doggy toy heaven. Doggy toy heaven!
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