Well, I took EVERYONE'S advice: I had beer, rum, Jamesons, cranberry juice, and lotsa lotsa wattah, and I guess it busticated dat stone into microscopic pieces, as da pain be gone. Now the only pain I have is existential. I still have a slight pain just above my hip, but I think it's muscular.
So, thanks for your prayers and condolences and good advice on liquids.
However, I think I'll take it easy tomorrow.
Yuck! Chompy just brought me the super-slim Bunrab, still the Filthiest Toy in the House.