Friday, January 25, 2008

Tonight, on a Very Special Friday Red Mr. Peanut Bank and Gallito Mescalito Blogging

WARNING!!! ¡¡ALERTA!! Tonight's episode may be troubling for some. If you are squeamish about doggy toy violence, tonight's episode is not for you. Also, we apologise for the size of the photos. I made a mistake, but I'm not going to re-load all these photos. Click on them to see a larger, really great version.



Red Mr. Peanut Bank Gallito Mescalito! What's wrong?
Gallito Mescalito ¡¡ShriekShriekShriekShriekShriek!!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Oh my God! Bunrab, the Filthiest Toy in the House is... DEAD!
Mighty Moose of Vermont We better call the cops! I hope they send the forensics group.

Red Mr. Peanut Bank Who on earth could have done such a thing?

Music: Who Are You? by The Who Friday Red Mr. Peanut Bank and Gallito Mescalito Blogging is Shot Entirely in the Parque Lefevre Neighborhood of Panama City, República de Panamá

CSI: Parque Lefevre is brought to you by Ron Abuelo, Panama's Finest Rum. Isn't it time for a visit from the Grandfather?

Red Mr. Peanut Bank Oh, thank God you're here! A terrible crime has taken place.
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy Who found da duhseest?
Mighty Moose of Vermont Gallito Mescalito found Bunrab.
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy Dat right, boid?
Gallito Mescalito ¡Shriek!
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love We see this kind of thing a lot. Do you have any idea what happened? Have you seen anything suspicious?
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Not really. Bunrab had been a bit quiet ever since Christmas, but that's normal.
Gallito Mescalito ¡Shriek!
Mighty Moose of Vermont Gallito's right, Red Mr. Peanut Bank. You should tell them about that.
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Okay. Señorita Chompita Wiggletail, the dog if the house, has shown a renewed interest in Bunrab lately. She tends to go through phases in which she plays with the Squeaky Ball all the time and then another toy and then Bunrab.

Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love We'll have our team come check things out. You will all have to stay out of the way while we're at work.
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Well, I'll have to break the news to the others. This is a shame. Bunrab was loved by all.
Gallito Mescalito ¡Shriek!

music: Dan dan dan daaaaannnnn!

El Penguino This rabbit has absolutely no stuffing left. It is awfully thin for a soft toy!
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love Yes, it appears to have been disemboweled.

music: guhjunk-guhjunk. guhjunk-guhjunk

Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy I sees some teef-mahks heah.

music: guhjunk-guhjunk. guhjunk-guhjunk

¡El Toro! ¡Ai! Es un cavidad grande!
Squeaky Gorilla There's a hole in his head, too. skeek
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy All the stuffin's been toin out of dis guy.

music: guhjunk-guhjunk. guhjunk-guhjunk

Squeaky Gorilla It appears that the stuffing from the torso was removed a while back skeek
¡El Toro! ¡Qué lastima!
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy Ah you sayin dat da stuffin' frum da towso comed out long ago and da stuffin' frum his haid is newly removed?
Squeaky Gorilla That's what the evidence points to. skeek

music: guhjunk-guhjunk. guhjunk-guhjunk

Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy What's dat noise?
Squeaky Gorilla What noise? skeek I don't hear anything skeek
¡El Toro! ¡Chuletas!

Red Mr. Peanut Bank Well, have you figured out what happened?
Gallito Mescalito ¿Shriek?
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love Yes, and I'm afraid it's not a very pretty story.
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy It seems dat da dog got a little carried away las' time she played wit yer friend da wabbit.

She'd tear him up

then scratch

She'd tear him up

then scratch

Tear him up

then scratch

Red Mr. Peanut Bank He never knew what hit him!
Gallito Mescalito ¡Shriek!

Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy Actually, I tinks he did.
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love Our forensics shows that the stuffing from Bunrab's torso was removed a while ago. This stuffing from his head was removed and that's what killed him.

Gallito Mescalito ¿Shriek?
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Yes, do you know who did it?

Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love Yes, it was Señorita Chompita Wiggletail.
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy But deres nuffin' we can do. She's a dog an' mosta us is doggy toys.

Angels Come on, Bunrab, time-a go. Time-a go

Angels We goin' doggy toy heaven. Doggy toy heaven!


PseudoPiskie said...

sniff... :'(

Jane R said...

Aw. :-(

You gonna use the BCP liturgy to bury him?

susan s. said...

Poor Bunrab will be missed! Will he rest in peace and rise in glory? That is the burning question!

Sorry about your stone(s).

Anonymous said...

I think the shell of Bunrab should be allowed to hang around for awhile... say... forty days?

Josh has a few of those "shells of their former selves" which still get his loving attention and which remain curled up with him on his bed. The stuffing may be gone. But the essence lingers. And periodically being thrown in the washer helps with that essence too.

And why don't those three angels come and roll your stone away, Padre?

"Mollie Mansfield" said...

I'm sick to death (still) could YOU have allowed this to happen...who/what is next? As you not-so-mournfully go about your self-focused, hardly worth mentioning, kidney stone acute pain, a STAR is dead...I won't go into it but they *do* come in threes (just ask anyone at the Motion Picture Actors Home in West Covina...or somewhere out there in the Valley...perhaps in Van Nuys? Tarzana?)...I fear the next episodes may be more "telling" as the serial killer strikes one unfortunate victim after another...Fridays are jynxed and you and your kidney stone excuse allowed it to happen!

Blatant abuse of power!

Mollie Lovelock Mansfield-Beltran

(Winner, Academy Award for "Best Supporting Actress" in "Whatever Happened to Precious Little Bunrab?")...RKO-General-AFL-CIO Productions, Vistavision

"Mollie Mansfield" said...

Music and Lyrics by David Charles Walker (The Great)

Anonymous said...

If you knew Mollie
Like I know Mollie,
Oh, Oh, what a "gal."

But I'm DCW the Lesser, you know.
DCW the Greater was 20 pounds ago.
Well... er... maybe my Evil Twin is trying to take over my body again. It's a Reasserter.
And here I am trying to be a Revisionist.

Paul said...

This is a very sad episode in our weekly adventures. I have no idea how to tell my children about poor Bunrab. I would say nothing but they know when I am sad and will wonder. I will ask Father Anskar and Bishop Cuddy (both teddy bears) to offer a mass for Bunrab's soul.

Susan S., yes, Bunrab the Filthiest Toy in the House will rest in peace and rise in glory. Nothing good is lost in God. The only sorrow is for those of us left behind.

¿May we do a cyber-pésame? Lo siento, m'hijitos animalitos. Dios les cuide.

As for you, Miguelito, pass the damn things before more violence erupts.


Caminante said...

"Isn't it time for a visit from the Grandfather?"

Either the Grandfather has already visited or needs desperately to visit soon.

Requiat Bunrab.

pj said...

Oh Bunrab. We hardly knew ye...

Tengrain said...

The honorable and noble Thurber J Wolf, in solidarity with Senorita Chompita Wiggletail, disembowled a beanbag hippo toy. The little bean thingies were everywhere; he denied it, of course, but the circumstantial evidence was overwhelming.

I suspect a world-wide pygmy urban wolf conspiracy.



KJ said...

A crime of passion -- or perhaps, obsession. I've seen it before. There's really nothing that could have been done to prevent it apart from lobotomizing the perp.

Grandmère Mimi said...

Oh, the violence! Even though I knew that poor Bunrab was dead, the violence of the, "Tear him up, then scratch", part of the story almost did me in. My heart, Padre. I'm old. Have mercy on me, and give me no more stories of such a violent nature.

Padre Mickey said...

Geez, Grandmère, you gotsa doggy. Doesn't yer doggy play rough wit da toys?

Okay, no more violent episodes.

Actually, Bunrab's not dead, just very very thin, and still the filthiest toy in the house; more like the filthiest rag in the house at this moment.

susan s. said...

Polyester stuffing works wonders on Filthy Bunrab rags! He could rise this side of the great divide...Just sayin'

"Vernie" said...

Raise up! Raise up dear Bunrab!

(DCW...send diet fasto)

Laverne Espalda

johnieb said...

"I believe in the Resurrection of the body", but without the stuffing?

I was sure BunRab was made of sterner stuff.

Dennis said...

I've been known to repack dog stuffed toys and add a few stitches to hold it together. It was only temporary. Once the dogs discover that this toy is as fun to pull out the insides as all of the others it is hard to keep it from happening again.

FranIAm said...

I am off the tubes for awhile and what do I find...

You've been unwell and I did not know it... Oh dear, glad you are on the mend but that sh*t is supposed to seriously hurt. Yikes.

And then Bunrab... dead?

I am so sorry for all your recent troubles Padre and that I was not around to send the appropriate thoughts and prayers in those moments.


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