Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love Well, boys, we enjoyed your story about dinner in Asheville, but you promised to tell us about the rest of your trip to North Carolina.
Gallito Mescalito ¡Shriek!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Well, I'd be more than happy to continue our tale. The next day, Padre took a shuttle to the airport, where he met another shuttle to Lake Logan. . .
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Red Mr. Peanut Bank We stayed in the comfy Hemlock cabin, room 19 (there were only 4 bedrooms, but ours was #19).
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Padre let us spend most of our time on this little bedstand table.
Gallito Mescalito ¡Shriek!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Our accommodations are extremely comfortable, although a bit cold for we Tropical Types!
Gallito Mescalito, off camera ¡Shu-shu-shu-shu-shivery-shriek!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Padre and his cabin-mates, Bill, Eric, and David, were rarely in the place, so, in the way of toys when you're out of the house, we wandered about a lot!
Gallito Mescalito ¡Shriek!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank As you can see, we're standing on the fireplace mantle.
Gallito Mescalito
¡Shrieky-shrieky-shriek! ¿Shriek?
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Yes, the painting over the mantle IS terrible, Gallito Mescalito! And that's why we don't have a shot in which more than that branch appears!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Padre called the Lovely Mona almost every night. The wonderful folks from CREDO gave everyone 100 minute phone cards, but 100 minutes becomes only 12 minutes when one calls outside of the U.S.A. They were very generous and gave Padre several cards. Gallito Mescalito and I called the Lovely Mona to let her know we arrived safely. . .
Gallito Mescalito ¿Shriek?
Red Mr. Peanut Bank I told you. . . just punch the numbers with your beak!
Gallito Mescalito ¿Shriek? ¡Shriek!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank It's ringing! It sounds like she's picking up!
The Lovely Mona Hello! Hello?
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Answer! Say "Hello!" Tell her we arrived safely!
Gallito Mescalito ¡¡¡SSSSHHHHRRRRRRRRIIIIIII---------
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The Lovely Mona What the ? It sounds like that crazy bird!! I guess that means they arrived safely.
Red Mr. Peanut Bank The kitchen was very nice but no one had to cook anything. However, there was a coffee machine which was put to good use!
Gallito Mescalito ¡Shriek!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank You're correct, as usual, Gallito. That coffee in the red bags was nasty! Gracias a Dios, Padre brought Panamanian coffee, which he made every morning before leaving on his walk. His cabin-mates were very happy to have the world's best coffee every morning!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank We met some nice people, too!
Gallito Mescalito ¡Shriek!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Here we are with Padre's small group friends: Eric, Greg, Nancy, and Jennifer.
Gallito Mescalito ¡Shriek!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Yes, here we are, looking out of the big picture window at the beautiful scenery, which brings us to the end of our tour. . .
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Mr.Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy, It sointunly looks like ya had a great time, and dat place wuz purty!
Fuzzy Southern Mountain Moose Weyul, Nath Carolina IYUZ a beeootiful playsuh. Ah miyss it alreddy!
Mighty Moose of Vermont That must be why YOU'RE so beautiful!
¡El Penguino! ¡Chuletas, you two! Get a room!!
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love Well, I think it's cute! You leave them alone, ¡El Penguino!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Well, perhaps they could be a bit more discreet, like Gallito Mescalito and I are!
Mr.Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy Cripes! Dey ahnt doin' NUTTIN'!
Deys jest TALKIN'!
Gallito Mescalito¿Shriek?
Mighty Moose of Vermont I apologize if I've offended anyone, it's just. . . sigh!
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love It's not going to hurt us to have more love around here, you know!
¡El Penguino! Yer makin' me sick, moose. Ya never USETA act like this!!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Say, what is that noise and that odor?
Everybody, in one voice AAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHH!!!! IT'S THE CROCAGATOR!!!!!! OH NOES!!!1!!
Crocagator Heh. Heh. Heh. You is good lookin'. I likes ya.
Fuzzy Southern Mountain Moose Yawuh not so bad yawuhseylfuh, biyig boay! Love theym shades!
¡El Penguino! Ah, sheesh!
Mighty Moose of Vermont What???
Big Hysterical Narrator Voice OMG!!!! WHAT IS HAPPENING??? Will the Mighty Moose of Vermont have his heart broken? Will the Crocagator steal the New Girl? Will the Lovely Mona make anymore appearances? Heck, will she ever answer the phone again? And what's with all these couples all of a sudden? Tune in next week, same Bank time, same Bank blog, for Red Mr. Peanut Bank and Gallito Mescalito Blogging!
¡¡SSSHHRRRRIIIIIEEEEEKKK!!
6 comments:
Oh, the suspense!!!
Jane R in beautiful NC
Padrecito, that was so kind of you to make your roomies the second best coffee in the world - every morning.
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love It's not going to hurt us to have more love around here, you know!
That´s the spirit! Enough with the battleground States and that dreaded Stock Market and all the greedsters...what the world needs now, is love sweet love...(well you know the rest)
My computer came back from being ¨clensed¨ (I´m thinking of having it done to me because they did such a sparkly job and I´m getting a tad rusty) and now it speaks Spanish and I can´t find zip on the keyboard anymore...my question to the really smart Episcopalians-Anglicans and others...¿how did my keyboard covert to Spanish when it didn´t go anywhere?
Baffled in Birdville,
Leonardo Ricardo
(who LIVES where the BEST coffee in the WORLD is grown accross the street and all around me for miles)
I don't want to be an agent of intolerance, but interspecies dating, especially predator species dating prey species, makes me a little nervous.
Just sayin'.
Wow, it's getting mighty speciesist around here.
Hey Padre, the Lovely Mona really is lovely! :)
Nice to see Nancy; she reads GOEs, too. Glad she met you. As for the moose couples, well, Mighty Moose comes from Vermont where we had the first legalisation of same-gender unions so he grew up in a tolerant place.
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