Fuzzy Southern Mountain Moose . . . So ayus you cain see, Ah wusn't tryin' to hyt on hym, I wuz ownlie fluhtin'!
¡El Penguino! Yeah, yeah, but I don't like to see him sad like that.
Fuzzy Southern Mountain Moose I wuz ownlie bein' nice to thayt crocagatuh fella, ona counna he's new lahk me!
Fuzzy Southern Mountain Moose Yuh know, yuh kihna cute yuh seyuf. You gotta gurlfren', biyguh boay?
¡El Penguino! I'm flattered but not interested. Why don't you go look for the Mighty Moose of Vermont and apologize to him?
Fuzzy Southern Mountain Moose Weyull, yuh don' haf to be awl huffy! Bah!
¡El Penguino! Geez loueeze! She is one piece a work! This place gets weirder all the time.
Mysterious Stranger Fear not!
¡El Penguino! Ack! Don't suddenly appear like that! Who the heck are you?
Mysterious Stranger Be not afraid. It is I, Lil' Jesus!
¡El Penguino! I thought that Lil' Baby Jesus wore swaddling cloths, not a robe.
No Longer Mysterious Stranger Not "Lil' Baby Jesus;" LIL' JESUS!
¡El Penguino! Oh. Sorry!
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy Hey dere, ¡El Penguino! Hooz yer lil' friend?
¡El Penguino! Presentó mi amigo Lil' Jesus.
Lil' Jesus Shalom, friend.
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy Yeah, hi dude. Uhm ya know, I don' tink dat Lil' Baby Jesus had a beahd yet!
Lil' Jesus Not "Lil' Baby Jesus;" LIL' JESUS!
¡El Penguino! ¡Chuletas!
Mr. Chompy's Chewed-up Squeaky Kitty Toy Well, wut-evah! See ya, guys!
¡El Penguino! You really shouldn't get so worked up!
Lil' Jesus That is easy for you to say; no one gets your name wrong!
Mighty Moose of Vermont Hello, ¡El Penguino! And hello, stranger.
¡El Penguino! Mighty Moose of Vermont! How are you? May I introduce my new friend, Lil' Jesus?
Lil' Jesus Shalom, friend.
Mighty Moose of Vermont Hello. Uhm, you know, I don't think that Lil' Baby Jesus gestured like that! And I think he had legs and feet.
¡El Penguino! Whoops!
Lil' Jesus Not "Lil' Baby Jesus;" LIL' JESUS!
¡El Penguino! Say, Mighty Moose of Vermont; Fuzzy Southern Mountain Moose was looking for you.
Mighty Moose of Vermont Really? And in what direction did she go?
¡El Penguino! She went thatta way!
Mighty Moose of Vermont Then I shall go thisa way! Bye! And nice meeting you, Little Lord Jesus!
Lil' Jesus Not "Little Lord Jesus;" LIL' JESUS!
Lil' Jesus What is wrong with people around here? I should make his eye fall out!
¡El Penguino! Now, now, Gentle Jesus, Meek and Mild would never do anything like that.
Lil' Jesus I'm not "Gentle Jesus, Meek and Mild;" I'm Lil' Jesus!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Hello, ¡El Penguino!
Gallito Mescalito ¡Shriek! ¿Shriek?
¡El Penguino! Red Mr. Peanut Bank, Gallito Mescalito, this is my new friend, Lil' Jesus.
Lil' Jesus Peace be with you both!
Gallito Mescalito ¡Shriek!
Red Mr. Peanut Bank You're right, Gallito; Christmas seems to start earlier every year. My goodness, it's not even Hallowe'en yet and the Little Baby Jesus is already visiting. I suppose Santa Claus is just down the street!
Gallito Mescalito ¡Shriek!
¡El Penguino! Er, you guys. . .
Lil' Jesus Not "Little Baby Jesus;" LIL' JESUS!
Gallito Mescalito ¿Shriek?
Red Mr. Peanut Bank Yes! Please forgive us; we meant no harm.
Lil' Jesus Well, you are forgiven. Go and sin no more.
¡El Penguino! Bye, guys!
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love Hi penguin. What was all that noise? Was that crazy bird here? And who's your friend?
¡El Penguino! Hello, Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love. This is my new friend, Lil' Jesus.
Lil' Jesus Peace be with you.
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love Lil' Jesus, huh? What a friend you have in Lil' Jesus!
¡El Penguino! Yeah, heh, heh, heh.
Lil' Jesus Madam, I like you. You don't confuse me with anyone else.
Miss Egyptian Hippo of Love Well, lucky me! Well boys, nice to see you. sings: Away in a manger, no crib for his bed; Lil' Jesus lay down his sweet head. . .
Lil' Jesus Boy! It just doesn't stop, does it?
¡El Penguino! Come on, I can't believe you haven't heard all this before.
Lil' Jesus I HEAR THIS STUFF EVERYWHERE!!!!
¡El Penguino! Now calm down! Maybe you should change your name.
Lil' Jesus Change my name? It's who I am. I am Lil' Jesus!
¡El Penguino! But if we change it to "Lil' Jessie" you won't get all those Baby Jesus jokes.
Crocagator Heh. Heh. Heh. Who've we got hear?
¡El Penguino! Oh, hello, Crocagator. This is my new friend, Lil'. . .
Lil' Jesus Lil' Jessie! Call me "Lil' Jessie!"
Crocagator Lil' Jessie, hmmm? You don't look like a "Jessie."
Lil' Jesus Well I am!
Crocagator You look more like a "Lil' Jesus" to me! Well, bye!
¡El Penguino! Bye! Sheesh!
Everybody, in one voice Hi, Sweet, Gentle, Little Baby Jesus! We sure are happy to have you here with us.
Lil' Jesus THAT DOES IT!!! I AM SO OUTTA HERE!!!
Pop!
Everybody, in one voice Where'd he go?
¡El Penguino! Well, thanks everybody! I make a new friend and you all scare him away! And now I'M going to have to be Baby Jesus in the Christmas Pageant again! THANKS A LOT!!
¡¡SSHHRRRRIIIIEEEEEEKK!!
4 comments:
So does this mean we'll never see L'il Baby GEEZUS again?
So does this mean we'll never see L'il Baby GEEZUS again?
4:41 PM
I sense a dramatic resurection...soon rather than later...surely, dear caminante, you must sense we´re being prepped for a very BIG SCENE!
I still don´t trust the crocodile...perhaps he knows what happened to the other half of Jesus Lil´...are you in the midst of a religious scavenger hunt?
Nothing worse than missing body parts in ficitonal stories (and sometimes in real life)...it´s a very good thing that we believe in miracles.
Fra La La Whipplewarning-Sanchez
So I'm trying to figure out...has Lil' Jesus had a hemicorpectomy, or is he an achondroplastic dwarf and has lil' feet under that robe????
L'il Jesus? I am dying.
Hope to be rising soon.
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