The Lovely Mona and I have cast our ballots and put them in the mail. Unlike the Lovely Mona, I never received my Absentee Ballot, so I voted using the Federal Write-in Absentee Ballot, which one downloads from the innertoobs n' stuff. It's a bit of a pain writing in all that stuff, especially all them Propositions for the California Ballot, but worth it. And if my Absentee Ballot arrives before November 4, I can vote it and send it in and it will be counted instead of the FWAB, which is kinda like voting twice but isn't because they only count one ballot. Vote early and vote often, I always say!
So even though I don't get to experience the thrill of standing in line waiting to use them punch-thangs or have my vote challenged or all the other cool stuff people who actually go to the polls git ta doo (I'm trying to sound like a Populist instead of the over-educated, foodie elitist that I am), and even though I don't get one of those "I voted" stickers for my forehead, I've done my part for the future of the U.S.A. and the world. So I award my self the following:
And of course