Wednesday, October 15, 2008

A Musical Tribute To The New Republican Working Class Hero

Simply substitute "the Plumber" for "the Lion"


Joe the Plumber
Went to the bar
A couple of drinks on the house an' he said
"Tell you who you are if you nail me to my car"

Boy
Thanks for hesitating
This is the kiss off

Boy
Thanks for hesitating
You'll never know the real story
Just a couple of dreams
You get up and sleep

You can buy god it's Monday
Slither down the greasy pipe
So far so good no one saw you
Hobble over any freeway
You will be like your dreams tonight

You get up and sleep
You get up and sleep
Joe the Plumber
Made of Rubber

Joe the Plumber
Went to the bar
A couple of drinks on the house an' he was
A fortune teller he said
"Nail me to my car and I'll tell you who you are"

Joe the Plumber, yeah yeah
Went to the bar, yeah yeah
A couple of dreams and he was
A fortune teller he said
"Nail me to my car tell you who you are"

You get up and sleep
The wind blows on your check
The day laughs in your face
I guess you'll buy a gun
You'll buy it secondhand
And you'll get up and sleep
Joe the Plumber
Made of Rubber
Joe the Plumber
Made of Rubber
Joe the Plumber
Made of Rubber
Joe the Plumber
Made of

3 comments:

Matty Boy said...

Joe the Plumber
Made of rubber.

Freakin' genius.

Cany said...

I'm laughing so hard I can hardly stand it...

Марко said...

During the debates I actually felt sorry for McCain. He is pathetic, angry, and I don't think he is up to the hard job of losing gracefully.

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