Thursday, December 24, 2009

Last Minute Gift Suggestions

Well, last minute Christmas shopping is a tradition with some, and Padre wants to help you. So here are the things I had left-over some last minute ideas!

Watches! Everyone can use a watch, and these are some pretty cool watches.

Car keys! Much cheaper than a car!

Well, some folks can afford a car

A shave!

A naked woman with a skin disease A lap top!

Okay, you're on your own from here.

And don't forget!!!


Matthew Hubbard said...

I think Cary Grant in that illustration can actually afford to give his li'l blonde honey an actual car, but that's may just be the dirty old man in me talking.

And as for the much tattooed nekkid girl with the laptop, now she'll be able to put pornographic pitchers of herself on teh Interwebs! That's a gift that keeps on giving.

MarkBrunson said...

I know people in Decatur, and they were drunk when they made that ad.

Catherine said...

Car keys! Just what I got in my stocking! (No, Paul (A.) is not cheap--I lost the custody battle for the Prius to my daughter and now drive the used Camry that came with only one set of keys. I lost my Prius keys while closing down my classroom on the last day of school last year and had to get rescued by Paul (A.).)

Catherine (A.)

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