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Wednesday, December 30, 2009
Padre Mickey Solves the Airport Security Issue
Give all the security folks at the gate a pair of these! Plus, in these Dire Economic Times, the price is right!
Mimi, these ads were in the back of every comic book when I was a lad. along with the dribble glasses, hot-pepper chewing gum, and the like. I guess you just led a sheltered life.
Paul (A.), I remember them from the comic books. I never believed they would work, and I was never much interested in seeing under people's clothes. I sent for a few of the scams from the comics and learned pretty quickly that they were not what they claimed to be.
[The one that really tempted me, was for the (?) $3.99 "Submarine" (my mom had to explain to me that "hours and hours of imaginative play" meant that, No, the child-size cardboard submarine was not really going to take me underwater in the neighbor's pool! An unwise purchase (barely) avoided... ;-/]
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LOL! Wherever did you dig this up, Padre? Perfect.
Do they come in his or her versions?
Brilliant, but I'm pretty sure that the government can find a way to make it much less affordable.
Mimi, these ads were in the back of every comic book when I was a lad. along with the dribble glasses, hot-pepper chewing gum, and the like. I guess you just led a sheltered life.
Why didn't the TSA think of that?
Paul (A.), I remember them from the comic books. I never believed they would work, and I was never much interested in seeing under people's clothes. I sent for a few of the scams from the comics and learned pretty quickly that they were not what they claimed to be.
I think they only work for guys looking at girls.
Oh Lawd: I TOTALLY remember this ad! :-D
[The one that really tempted me, was for the (?) $3.99 "Submarine" (my mom had to explain to me that "hours and hours of imaginative play" meant that, No, the child-size cardboard submarine was not really going to take me underwater in the neighbor's pool! An unwise purchase (barely) avoided... ;-/]
Oh Ormonde - you just might be surprised!!
What's next Padre? Sea monkeys?
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