Friday, February 02, 2007
Am I Lucky, Or What?
Mother Ruth from England, whose dead husband left her $10,600,000.00 that she wants to give my church since she's dying and has no children.
Born again Christian and Barrister George Udeh of Burkina Faso, who is undergoing treatment in London has a buncha cash for me, too, but he hasn't told me how much yet.
Then there's Joy Obasi, a recent Christian convert dying of breast cancer in India who wants me to have $12,000,000.00 her husband left her before he died (apparently there are many widows with cancer and big bucks in this world, and they all have my email address!).
Linda Johnson from Holland, who was married to a Nigerian who left her $3,000,000.00 is presently undergoing treatment for cancer in Havana, Cuba, and she, too, wants me to use this money for God's work.
I have also won £2,543,691.00 in the UK national lottery. And I've won at least three times in the past four weeks!
I swear, I must be the luckiest guy in the world!!!
And to think I was worried about scaring up the bucks to fix the roof of the parish!
I See You!
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