A Word From The Management

Cute Lil' Bunny returns to deliver a razzberry in an inoffensive manner, of course
The Mission Personnel Office of TEC are good folks and send us magazines and a great collection of everyone's newsletters. This month they sent us a list of all the blogs and websites for Appointed Missionaries, Volunteers for Mission, and those serving with the Young Adult Service Corp. The most recent (well, it's the latest one I've received) edition of the Mission Personnel Notes contained the following: Thank you for sending us your blog and website addresses. It is wonderful to read of your mission experience as you live it on a daily basis. Please keep up the good work. The Mission Personnel Office would like to remind you however, to be sensitive of the contents as your narratives are public access. What may be funny to one may be offensive to another; especially when comparing cultures, customs, etc. Remember the old saying: If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all. To honor this request, I'm shutting down the Dance Party. No, not really; bad joke What may be funny to one may be offensive to another. Actually, in honor of this request and the direction of the Lovely Mona, the following words and phrases will no longer be used at Padre Mickey's Dance Party Your Source For Friday Red Mr. Peanut Bank And Gallito Mescalito Blogging!:
"Wank" (in all its forms, including Wankel Rotary Engine)
"Boink" (in all its forms)
"Bite me, Big Pete!"
"¡No me jo**s¡ ¡Lo sé Tai Chi!"
"Heavens! Those Global South types sure are bossy!"
and, finally
"Vibraphone."
Thank you for your time.