Scene: The Laboratory of the Human Genome Project
Lab Assistant standing next to a microscope: "Professor, come quickly. We have discovered something!"
Professor peering in the microscope: "What is it?"
LA: "Is seems that we have found the gene for original sin!"
P: "Really! It's rather nasty looking, isn't it!"
LA: "Strangely enough, it looks like a piece of fruit."
P: "But it's not an apple."
LA: "No, it has more of a figgy look to it."
P: "Well, that's that! I must transfer my membership from the Junior Pelagian League and sign up with the Augie from Hippo Club!"